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UN Classifies Most-To-All Food Served at The Ex in Contravention of the Geneva Convention

August 27, 2013
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UN Classifies Most-To-All Food Served at The Ex in Contravention of the Geneva Convention

NEW YORK, NY (TheBadgerCA) – The United Nations is condemning Canada for what it calls “a devastating attack on its own people” with casualties numbering in the hundreds following what some are calling “biological warfare” in contravention of the Geneva Convention which bans the use of chemical and biological weapons. Deputy Secretary-General Jan Eliasson was…

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“She Seems Nice! Leave Her Alone!”; Local Bad Parents say Lay Off Miley Cyrus

August 26, 2013
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“She Seems Nice! Leave Her Alone!”; Local Bad Parents say Lay Off Miley Cyrus

NEW YORK, NY (TheBadgerCA) – Local bad parents were irate this morning from the backlash that greeted Miley Cyrus’s performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last night. Local resident and reported horrible mother Crystal McCormack was livid about the abuse that Cyrus was receiving…

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Const. James Forcillo Welcomes New Career as Alcoholic Private Eye

August 19, 2013
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Const. James Forcillo Welcomes New Career as Alcoholic Private Eye

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – With today’s decision by Toronto’s SIU to charge Constable James Forcillo with second-degree murder in the shooting of Sammy Yatim, focus on Forcillo was intense. The six-year veteran is charged with shooting of 18-year old Yatim on an empty Toronto streetcar.…

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Sun News Network Fate Would Have Been Different if CRTC Stoners Hadn’t Tripped Over Their Sandals With Decision

August 8, 2013
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Sun News Network Fate Would Have Been Different if CRTC Stoners Hadn’t Tripped Over Their Sandals With Decision

OTTAWA, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Defenders of truth-based television channel Sun News Network released a statement today that the fate of their station would have been completely reversed if “the dope…

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Alison Better Not Bring That Asshole Derek to the Cottage Again

June 28, 2013
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Alison Better Not Bring That Asshole Derek to the Cottage Again

ROSE LAKE, ON (TheBadgerCA) – Heading to a cottage on any weekend, let alone a long weekend, can be filled with tension. But sadly for a collection of cottagers in…

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‘This is a Huge Blow to the Sanctity of Marriage’, Man on Third Marriage

June 26, 2013
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‘This is a Huge Blow to the Sanctity of Marriage’, Man on Third Marriage

RICHMOND, VA (TheBadgerCA) – With the Supreme Court’s ruling today that the controversial Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) act was in fact unconstitutional, response to the decision has been typically…

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