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Badger Editorial Team Celebrates Third Anniversary by Evading Kidnapper’s Lair After 9 Months

September 2, 2015
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Badger Editorial Team Celebrates Third Anniversary by Evading Kidnapper’s Lair After 9 Months

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – To celebrate their third anniversary of news reporting and editorials, the entire editorial team of The Badger emerged from captivity at the hands of a kidnapper that held them for over nine months. Champagne was uncorked and hors d’oeuvres devoured at the offices of The Badger as they breathed their first…

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Toronto Maple Leafs Developing New Aerodynamic ‘Throwing Jersey’

January 20, 2015
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Toronto Maple Leafs Developing New Aerodynamic ‘Throwing Jersey’

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Marketing team members at Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment (MLSE) are excited today with news that the Toronto Maple Leafs are coming forward with a new souvenir for Leaf fans. Sylvie Tepps, the Vice President of Merchandising for the Toronto hockey…

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Local Amateur Stand-Up Comic Can’t Decide Which Picture of Broken Pencil to Use as Avatar

January 8, 2015
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Local Amateur Stand-Up Comic Can’t Decide Which Picture of Broken Pencil to Use as Avatar

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – In the wake of the tragedy in Paris that saw twelve employees at the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo shot to death Monday, many outside of France are also stunned without knowing how to react to the tragic news. Many have taken…

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Local Hipster Contracted Ebola, Like, So Last Year

October 31, 2014
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Oct 14, 2014 – TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – With the world in a state of panic, local hipster Brendan Pallson, 28, has become the first known contractor of the Ebola…

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Doug Ford Calling Debate a “Holocaust” Not Going Over Well With Some

October 31, 2014
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Doug Ford Calling Debate a “Holocaust” Not Going Over Well With Some

Oct 5, 2014 – TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – At a mayoral debate in Toronto on Sunday, many are seeking clarification from Doug Ford where he described the debate as an…

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Cancer Devastated to Discover it has ‘Rob Ford’

October 31, 2014
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Sept 17, 2014 – TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – In a tearful statement today, the fatal disease Cancer revealed that it has, in fact, contracted Stage 3 ‘Rob Ford’. Cancer, who…

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