BOSTON, MA (TheBadgerCA) – Leading up to last night’s defeat to President Barack Obama, Republican candidate Mitt Romney announced that he had only written a victory speech and had nothing prepared in the event that he lost. Found on the losing side last night, Romney delayed his concession, scrambling with aides frantically to create a…
COLUMBUS, OH (TheBadgerCA) – Local radio host Danny Bamber, half of the morning radio show “Big Dan and the Skunk” reported today off-air that he is very excited about today’s US election and his ability to bring out material specific to today. Says Bamber, “Yeah, this day only comes once every four years, so it’s…
As the final day of campaigning draws to an end, the editors of this publication are proud to announce our unwavering support for the man who deserves to be the next president of the United States of America, Mitt Romney. Although history has shown that no Republican candidate has ever defeated a black rival, Mr.…
WEST ALLIS, WISCONSIN (TheBadgerCA) – A cloud of confusion has formed over the presidential hopeful as the Republican party still awaits a statement from their leader as to who is to blame for the arrival of Hurricane Sandy. “We need to know,” said Ellen St. Louis, a Republican rally attendee. “It’s been five days now,…
While November 1st marks the beginning of ‘Movember,’ an embarrassing month-long effort by some men to raise awareness for prostate cancer by growing mustaches, police are reminding the public about the dangers associated with this creepy facial hair. “As soon as men start growing so-called “Movember” mustaches, we see a sharp increase in violent crimes,…
