Local Christmas Shopper Busy Convincing Himself Girlfriend Will Want Season One of ‘Battlestar Galactica’

December 21, 2012

Legaro: “Maybe this is the PS3 year…”

CALGARY, AB (TheBadgerCA) – As time ticked away for Christmas shoppers, Dan Legaro, 37, stood motionless in front of a shelf of Blu-Rays today at a local Best Buy trying desperately to convince himself that his girlfriend would enjoy his purchase of Season One of the remake of “Battlestar Galactica”.

In a desperate play to try to find something his girlfriend would like, all other options appeared to escape Legaro.  “In the past I’ve tried buying her (Angela Peers) perfume, clothes, jewelry, and I’ll be honest, none of them have worked.  I could see her wanting this, though.  She’s always saying that we need to do things together more, so why not watch this show on the couch?”

Legaro spent much of his time at the Best Buy cross referencing the cast of the first “Battlestar Galactica” season with other shows he believed Peers had an interest in using IMDB, a popular online database cataloguing movies and television show actors and roles.  “A lot of these actors have been in one of the ‘Law & Orders’ so I know she likes that show.  And that James Callis was in the ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary’ things, and she’s got those movies, so this really could work.  It’s an actual thing as well.  I’m still paying for the year that I gave her gift cards.  What a mess.”

Upon purchasing the Blu-Rays, when asked if he wished a gift receipt, Legaro responded with an unconditional ‘yes’.

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