Pudgy little madman promises “special Christmas surprise” for South Korea
SEOUL (@TheBadgerCA) – North Korean madman and pudgy dictator Kim Jong-Un summoned the citizens of Pyongyang to make his yearly yuletide announcement. With an ominous nod and a wink, he told an obedient crowd of millions that he planned to personally deliver a “special Christmas surprise” to South Korea.
“That won’t be Rudolph’s red nose rocketing through the skies,” said the fat little bastard, chuckling and clutching his round belly.
Seoul retailers responded by trying new “Christmas Apocalypse” deals using merchandise left over from this week’s Mayan “End of the World” sales.
The Badger will have more on this story as it develops.