Monthly Archives: January 2013

Mayor Ford Declines Invite to Meet Ontario’s First Openly Gay Premier, Cites ‘Family Engagement’

January 28, 2013
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Mayor Ford Declines Invite to Meet Ontario’s First Openly Gay Premier, Cites ‘Family Engagement’

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – Following the appeal victory of his conflict of interest conviction on Friday, controversy was quick to visit Toronto mayor Rob Ford in yet another public relations storm. Saturday saw the Ontario provincial Liberal party vote in Kathleen Wynne as the interim premier for the province, following the stepping down of Dalton…

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Glorious Victory Finally Arrives for Set-Upon, Bullied, Trust Fund Millionaire Bully

January 25, 2013
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Glorious Victory Finally Arrives for Set-Upon, Bullied, Trust Fund Millionaire Bully

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – The wheels of Justice turned today and stopped on a decision that would keep the wrongly harassed leader of Canada’s largest city in the mayor’s chair.  Today, Rob Ford learned with the rest of Toronto that his appeal had been held, a move that brought to conclusion the wrongful vilification of…

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Toronto Mayor Plans ‘Big Day on Thursday’

January 24, 2013
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Toronto Mayor Plans ‘Big Day on Thursday’

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – With the decision on Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s political fate to be announced Friday, Ford says there is much planning to be done.  On Friday, judgement will be announced as to whether the Toronto mayor will be ejected from his position due to conflicts of interest. With that, the mayor left…

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Obama’s Inauguration: President Lashes Out, Not Letting Clint Eastwood ‘Chair Bit’ Go

January 21, 2013
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Obama’s Inauguration:  President Lashes Out, Not Letting Clint Eastwood ‘Chair Bit’ Go

WASHINGTON, DC (TheBadgerCA) – With an entire nation and viewers from around the world watching, President Barack Hussein Obama was sworn in for his second term as President of the United States of America.  But it was not the swearing in ceremony that caught everyone’s attention, nor First Lady Michelle Obama’s new hairdo or dress. …

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Police Scour Gun Show Where Three Shot, Find No Irony

January 21, 2013
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Police Scour Gun Show Where Three Shot, Find No Irony

WILMINGTON, NC (TheBadgerCA) – Police officers called to a shooting at a North Carolina gun show were disappointed to discover a clear lack of irony when they approached.  Gun show organizer Carl Dupree met police at the entrance and took them to the see where Lloyd Simcoe had accidentally shot three fellow attendees in the…

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James Frey Reacts to Lance Armstrong’s Oprah Interview: ‘This is Bullshit!’

January 18, 2013
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James Frey Reacts to Lance Armstrong’s Oprah Interview: ‘This is Bullshit!’

NEW YORK, NY (TheBadgerCA) – Not everyone is looking to Lance Armstrong’s appearance in an interview with Oprah Winfrey to be one of a time of one man’s confession, contrition, and dealing with personal shame.  James Frey, author of the controversial “A Million Little Pieces” sees it another way. In a statement released today, Frey…

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Young CEO Unsure of Which Hoodie to Wear for Massive Layoffs

January 16, 2013
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Young CEO Unsure of Which Hoodie to Wear for Massive Layoffs

LOS ALTOS HILLS, CA (TheBadgerCA) – Dylan Kopp, 31, normally dressed himself without issue.  As CEO of internet start-up Snaplr, the social networking site that allows users to upload photos of restaurant food they are eating and rate and comment directly, he would usually dress very casually as per the culture of his business. Today,…

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Jodie Foster Promises to Tweet Every Fifteen Minutes on How Quest for Privacy Is Going

January 14, 2013
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Jodie Foster Promises to Tweet Every Fifteen Minutes on How Quest for Privacy Is Going

HOLLYWOOD, CA – (TheBadgerCA) – Following her controversial speech after receiving the “Cecil B. DeMille Lifetime Achievement Award “at last night’s Golden Globe awards, Jodie Foster has courted controversy again in a statement released today.  Last night, during Foster’s acceptance speech, many felt Foster’s not-so-subtle nod to her being a lesbian was the shock of…

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Billy Crystal Preparing Songs about ‘Argo’ and ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Oscar Snubs “Just in Case”

January 11, 2013
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Billy Crystal Preparing Songs about ‘Argo’ and ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Oscar Snubs “Just in Case”

HOLLYWOOD, CA (TheBadgerCA) – Most in the movie business ponder their completed work of the year when hearing the announcement of the nominees for the annual Oscarä awards.  Many wonder what more they could have done to improve work for the recognition, and a select few ponder the possibility of being able to “thank The…

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Anonymous Claim Responsibility for Hacking of Toronto Maple Leafs, Further Acts of ‘Sensibility’ to Follow

January 9, 2013
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Anonymous Claim Responsibility for Hacking of Toronto Maple Leafs, Further Acts of ‘Sensibility’ to Follow

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) –  Internet policing society Anonymous have claimed responsibility of taking control of the entire Toronto Maple Leafs organization and putting in place something that it calls “The Age of Rational Thought”. A video statement from the vigilante online community, using a computer-animated voice, stated monotonically today that the organization “was frustrated with the…

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