Toronto Mayor Plans ‘Big Day on Thursday’

January 24, 2013

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – With the decision on Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s political fate to be announced Friday, Ford says there is much planning to be done.  On Friday, judgement will be announced as to whether the Toronto mayor will be ejected from his position due to conflicts of interest.

Ford announces plan for “AMAZING THURSDAY!!!”

With that, the mayor left the city hall Wednesday evening, announcing he was planning a “big day on Thursday”.  When asked if there were plans to work as fast as possible in the allotted time to move council forward on any decisions he saw key in the possible small amount of time, the mayor declined.  Ford stated, “Nope, tomorrow’s a big day.  I’m taking some friends and family out and we’re hitting Dave and Buster’s first and foremost.  They’ve got a ton of video games there, so I’m going to burn the morning there.  It’s in Vaughan, so I’ll be able to go to the Casey’s I like.”

Further questions about discourse with the city’s constituents were deflected, as plans for the mayor’s Thursday spewed forward further.

Ford continued, “So, after wings we’ll probably hit Woodbine for the live standardbred races.  And the Landing Strip is on the way home, so we’ll cap it there after a couple of dances.  Might as well go down smiling.”

When asked directly if he saw anything wrong with his plans for a working day, the mayor smiled.  “No, I can do this.  I’m going to call in sick.  If I were sick, it would be the exact same time I take off.  The taxpayer feels nothing with me doing this.  I hope Lara’s at the Strip tomorrow night.  I’ll have to call and ask.”

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