Monthly Archives: April 2013

Latest Conservative Attack Ad Labels Justin Trudeau as ‘Heartless Conservative’

April 22, 2013
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Latest Conservative Attack Ad Labels Justin Trudeau as ‘Heartless Conservative’

OTTAWA, ON (TheBadgerCA) – Canada’s Conservative Party have regrouped and come out swinging in a new series of attack ads against the newly appointed leader of the Liberal party, Justin Trudeau. With the negative response to the original attack ads that lambasted Trudeau for removing his shirt at a fundraiser for the Canadian Liver Foundation,…

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Ann Coulter’s Day Ruined Now That Boston Bombing Suspect is White

April 19, 2013
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Ann Coulter’s Day Ruined Now That Boston Bombing Suspect is White

NEW YORK, NY (TheBadgerCA) – Sources close to pundit Ann Coulter stated today that the political commentator flew into a fury today when it was announced that the two men suspected to be the organizers and instigators of the bombing at the Boston marathon earlier this week were in fact Caucasian. Tamerlan Tsarnaev, 26 was…

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Obama in Address to Nation, ‘I Cannot Catch a Fucking Break This Week’

April 19, 2013
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Obama in Address to Nation, ‘I Cannot Catch a Fucking Break This Week’

WASHINGTON, DC (TheBadgerCA) – A bombing at the Boston marathon has culminated in a city-wide lockdown as police attempt to capture suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. If that were not bad enough, the Senate shut down any chance of having increased screening for gun purchases in the United States. All of these things came together for what…

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North Korea’s Nuclear Fire Power Revealed to be Stack of Microwave Ovens Left Outside a Pyongyang Best Buy

April 12, 2013
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North Korea’s Nuclear Fire Power Revealed to be Stack of Microwave Ovens Left Outside a Pyongyang Best Buy

PYONGYANG, N. KOREA (TheBadgerCA) – Fears regarding the alleged nuclear weapon stockpile purported to be amassed in North Korea have been assuaged slightly.  Today it was revealed by covert photos that the “nuclear fire power” that dictator Kim Jong Un has boasted to be in possession of are in fact a total of 49 microwave…

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Gene Siskel Eager to Take Ebert to Task Over “Stepmom” Review After 14 Years

April 4, 2013
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Gene Siskel Eager to Take Ebert to Task Over “Stepmom” Review After 14 Years

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN (TheBadgerCA) – After a 14 year wait, Gene Siskel is anticipating the arrival of his former workmate Roger Ebert so that he can take him to task on his panning of “Stepmom”, describing it as a mistake as epic as Ebert’s review of the Vietnam war epic “Full Metal Jacket”. Sitting beside…

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Doug Ford Eyes Provincial Position Having Run Out of People to Bully in Toronto

April 3, 2013
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Doug Ford Eyes Provincial Position Having Run Out of People to Bully in Toronto

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Toronto councilor and brother to the mayor Doug Ford announced today that were an election called today, he would run for the provincial Conservative leadership. The Ford brothers, no strangers to controversy but very distant from political process, have made their mark on the Ontario capital and Ford feels he has…

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Baseball Experts on Jays: “What The Hell Do We Know?”

April 3, 2013
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Baseball Experts on Jays: “What The Hell Do We Know?”

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Baseball analysts around North America are now throwing their hands in the air following last night’s game that saw the Blue Jays, odds on favourites for this year, fall to the Cleveland Indians in a 4-1 decision at Rogers Centre last night. Dawson Tyler, a writer for Canadian sports channel TSN…

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