Monthly Archives: June 2013

Alison Better Not Bring That Asshole Derek to the Cottage Again

June 28, 2013
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Alison Better Not Bring That Asshole Derek to the Cottage Again

ROSE LAKE, ON (TheBadgerCA) – Heading to a cottage on any weekend, let alone a long weekend, can be filled with tension. But sadly for a collection of cottagers in the Muskoka District, this Canada Day weekend brings with it the possibility of more tension other than those found on the highways. Mark Brewer, a…

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‘This is a Huge Blow to the Sanctity of Marriage’, Man on Third Marriage

June 26, 2013
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‘This is a Huge Blow to the Sanctity of Marriage’, Man on Third Marriage

RICHMOND, VA (TheBadgerCA) – With the Supreme Court’s ruling today that the controversial Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) act was in fact unconstitutional, response to the decision has been typically mixed. Whereas many in the gay community have celebrated the response to gay unions, others mainly in conservative circles, have reacted in what many are…

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Food Network to Pass on Paula Deen’s Latest Show “Kooky Kitchy Kitchens” Due to Acronym Issues

June 25, 2013
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Food Network to Pass on Paula Deen’s Latest Show “Kooky Kitchy Kitchens” Due to Acronym Issues

SAVANNAH, GA (TheBadgerCA) – Amid the storm of controversies that has Food Network star Paula Deen using racist and sexually discriminating language to staff, Deen’s career has taken yet another hit. Having learned today that she has lost a major endorsement deal with Smithfield Foods, Deen’s staff further revealed that their latest show pitch would…

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Calgary Flood Victim Returning To His Home Hopes Toronto Cousin Survived 12 Minute Blackout

June 25, 2013
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Calgary Flood Victim Returning To His Home Hopes Toronto Cousin Survived 12 Minute Blackout

OGDEN, ALBERTA (TheBadgerCA) – As Charles Lipping, 34 received word that he and his family could re-enter his home, he and his family who had been uprooted due to torrential flooding that caused thousands of dollars damage to his and other surrounding homes. As he surveyed the damage and attempted to gather his family’s now…

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Rob Ford Blames Low Council Attendance on Phone Being on Vibrate

June 13, 2013
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Rob Ford Blames Low Council Attendance on Phone Being on Vibrate

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Following today’s statement from Toronto mayor Rob Ford that he was left unaware of an 800 police officer drug raid today on his cable being out last night, Ford today stated that he was absent over the course of several city council meetings due to the fact that he “received no…

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NSA Isn’t Going Anywhere Near Brian’s Hard Drive

June 11, 2013
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NSA Isn’t Going Anywhere Near Brian’s Hard Drive

BUFFALO, NY (TheBadgerCA) – Following a recent report that the NSA has been tracing and tracking emails and other previously perceived private electronic property like text messages, picture downloads, video transfers and the like, it is suspected that there is a list of people who may be questioned regarding some of the content. Representatives for…

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Local Atheist-Vegan Can’t Decide How to Monopolize Conversation

June 7, 2013
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Local Atheist-Vegan Can’t Decide How to Monopolize Conversation

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – Following a hectic week at work, it is not uncommon for many to partake in an early-evening Friday drink with co-workers to commiserate and discuss the week that was over a cold beverage. Employees of a local 3D animation software company did just that this past Friday at nearby watering hole…

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