Monthly Archives: August 2013

UN Classifies Most-To-All Food Served at The Ex in Contravention of the Geneva Convention

August 27, 2013
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UN Classifies Most-To-All Food Served at The Ex in Contravention of the Geneva Convention

NEW YORK, NY (TheBadgerCA) – The United Nations is condemning Canada for what it calls “a devastating attack on its own people” with casualties numbering in the hundreds following what some are calling “biological warfare” in contravention of the Geneva Convention which bans the use of chemical and biological weapons. Deputy Secretary-General Jan Eliasson was…

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“She Seems Nice! Leave Her Alone!”; Local Bad Parents say Lay Off Miley Cyrus

August 26, 2013
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“She Seems Nice! Leave Her Alone!”; Local Bad Parents say Lay Off Miley Cyrus

NEW YORK, NY (TheBadgerCA) – Local bad parents were irate this morning from the backlash that greeted Miley Cyrus’s performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last night. Local resident and reported horrible mother Crystal McCormack was livid about the abuse that Cyrus was receiving online. “She’s just a performer, putting on a performance, and…

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Const. James Forcillo Welcomes New Career as Alcoholic Private Eye

August 19, 2013
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Const. James Forcillo Welcomes New Career as Alcoholic Private Eye

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – With today’s decision by Toronto’s SIU to charge Constable James Forcillo with second-degree murder in the shooting of Sammy Yatim, focus on Forcillo was intense. The six-year veteran is charged with shooting of 18-year old Yatim on an empty Toronto streetcar. Even with the pending court case, Forcillo remained upbeat. “Obviously…

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Sun News Network Fate Would Have Been Different if CRTC Stoners Hadn’t Tripped Over Their Sandals With Decision

August 8, 2013
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Sun News Network Fate Would Have Been Different if CRTC Stoners Hadn’t Tripped Over Their Sandals With Decision

OTTAWA, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Defenders of truth-based television channel Sun News Network released a statement today that the fate of their station would have been completely reversed if “the dope smoking Left-wingers at the CRTC hadn’t slowpoked the decision after tripping over their Birkenstock sandals. The network’s petition for a guaranteed spot on basic cable…

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