OTTAWA, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – As members of Justin Trudeau’s cabinet were sworn in, Canada turned a corner with new leadership and a new ideology. However, many political analysts also worry that Canada will now turn into a “modern-day Gomorrah” and is open to attacks from “an angry, vengeful God”. Duncan Beech, a professor of political science at the MacEwen University in Edmonton, is concerned that the absence of the mention of God, Jesus or the Holy Ghost will not bode well for Trudeau’s first term.
Said Beech, “By allowing MPs who are being sworn in to not say ‘so help me God’, means that now, we may have angered The Creator. This then, leaves us very very susceptible to attacks from an angry God, a vengeful God. Trudeau himself said he was making up his cabinet to reflect the make-up of Canada. That’s why all the women are in there. So, if that’s the case, by extension, there has to be some gays in there as well. That’s where the trouble starts. You now have gays in positions of power to begin their recruiting of our young children into ‘The Gay Mafia’. In four years, with this going unchecked, Canada will be drowning in an avalanche of homosexuals.”
Beech continued saying that the religious makeup of the Trudeau cabinet is also troubling. “You see these Members of Parliament, non-Christian, taking an oath to either no god, or whatever it is they pray to, this is going to anger the Baby Jesus. Harper knew this, he knew this for 12 years and was able to keep the Lord happy. Trudeau, doing this right out of the gate…it’s like he’s never even read the passage on Sodom and Gomorrah. I’ll hate to be the one to say ‘I told you so’ but I have a chapel built into my bunker at home. Good luck to you all.”
Beech’s application for tenure at MacEwen University is currently under review.