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Area Anglophone Happy French Debate Had Nothing To Do With Him

September 25, 2015
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Area Anglophone Happy French Debate Had Nothing To Do With Him

SCARBOROUGH, ONTARIO (TheBadgerCA) – In the wake of last night’s French-language leader’s debate, Danny Illins, 34, was relieved to know that he did not have to follow a single word of it, since it was in French. Illins, a produce manager for a local grocery chain, was prepared to devote time in his busy schedule…

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Republican Candidates Looking for New God Following Pope Francis’s “Stream of Hippie Bullshit”

September 24, 2015
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Republican Candidates Looking for New God Following Pope Francis’s “Stream of Hippie Bullshit”

WASHINGTON BUREAU (TheBadgerCA) – Republican candidates are rethinking their relationship with God as Pope Francis, representative of  the Christian Almighty on Earth, spoke to the US Congress Thursday morning. In his address Pope Francis called for the abolition of the death penalty, deal with climate change proactively and open borders to assist refugees. Upon hearing…

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14 Dead Pigs Come Forward With Allegations Against David Cameron

September 21, 2015
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14 Dead Pigs Come Forward With Allegations Against David Cameron

LONDON, ENGLAND (TheBadgerCA) – Continued embarrassment was the order of the day in British Prime Minister David Cameron’s camp today as 14 dead pigs have come forward with allegations of sexual misconduct at the hands of Mr. Cameron. This comes on the heels of a controversial book co-written by Michael Ashcroft, a former friend of…

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Area Man Pretty Sure Facebook Post Starting With “I’m Not a Racist BUT…” Will Get His Point Across

September 17, 2015
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Area Man Pretty Sure Facebook Post Starting With “I’m Not a Racist BUT…” Will Get His Point Across

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Texas School Evacuated, Student Arrested Following Worries Papier Mâché Volcano About to Blow

September 16, 2015
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Texas School Evacuated, Student Arrested Following Worries Papier Mâché Volcano About to Blow

IRVING, TEXAS (TheBadgerCA) – Tucker Preston, 13, was placed into custody today following concerns that he had brought in a live volcano set to erupt at the Irving Independent School District Science Fair. Upon witnessing Preston’s unveiling of the papier mâché volcano, science teacher and judge at the science fair Carl Doyle immediately called the principal’s…

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Canadian Film Stars Hit TIFF Red Carpet In Hopes of Seeing Real Celebrities

September 15, 2015
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Canadian Film Stars Hit TIFF Red Carpet In Hopes of Seeing Real Celebrities

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – It was a huge day for Sylvie DeLisse, the 34 year-old actor in the Canadian dramatic film “The Year the Moon Cried” as she approached the red carpet outside the Prince of Wales Theatre in Toronto for  the 40th anniversary of the Toronto International Film Festival. For DeLisse, it has been a long,…

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“Canadians Should Not Fear CSIS” says Harper to Canadians Bundled Into the Trunks of Cars

September 11, 2015
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“Canadians Should Not Fear CSIS” says Harper to Canadians Bundled Into the Trunks of Cars

VICTORIAVILLE, QUE (TheBadgerCA) – While campaigning in Quebec today, Prime Minister Stephen Harper had some comforting words for Canadians today. On the back of his pledge to fund $10 million to research terrorism and the creation of radicalization both domestically and abroad, Harper comforted Canadians concerned about CSIS having their authority expanded without any consequence…

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Parents Protesting New Sex-Ed Curriculum Also Against Teaching of Internet in Computer Class

September 9, 2015
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Parents Protesting New Sex-Ed Curriculum Also Against Teaching of Internet in Computer Class

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Parents of children at a local public school protesting Ontario’s new sex-ed curriculum which teaches topics like sexting, Internet pornography and consent. have added a new target for their ire. Not content with a curriculum that teaches how to handle ever-fast growing technology and sexuality, angry parents demanded that the Information…

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Social Media Outraged as Nicole Arbor Described as “Comedian”

September 8, 2015
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Social Media Outraged as Nicole Arbor Described as “Comedian”

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Following the backlash from a controversial video, people around the globe became outraged upon discovering the video’s creator, Nicole Arbour was being called a “comedian”. Arbour, the self-titled “World’s Sexiest Comedian” is no stranger to blatant self-promotion, and stirred up her self-created controversy fury with the “Dear Fat People”. In an…

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Jailed Clerk Who Refused to Hand Out Marriage License to Gay Couples Set to Have Gay Marriage

September 4, 2015
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Jailed Clerk Who Refused to Hand Out Marriage License to Gay Couples Set to Have Gay Marriage

ASHLAND, KENTUCKY (TheBadgerCA) – Kim Davis, the Rowan County clerk who refused to issue marriage licenses to gay coupled due to her religious beliefs is set this evening to be locked in matrimony in a gay union. Davis, who was placed in the Carter County jail Thursday for contempt of court will be wed in a…

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