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Billy Crystal Preparing Songs about ‘Argo’ and ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Oscar Snubs “Just in Case”

January 11, 2013
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Billy Crystal Preparing Songs about ‘Argo’ and ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Oscar Snubs “Just in Case”

HOLLYWOOD, CA (TheBadgerCA) – Most in the movie business ponder their completed work of the year when hearing the announcement of the nominees for the annual Oscarä awards.  Many wonder what more they could have done to improve work for the recognition, and a select few ponder the possibility of being able to “thank The…

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Boy Playing Sheep in Christmas Pageant Wasn’t Even Trying

December 20, 2012
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Boy Playing Sheep in Christmas Pageant Wasn’t Even Trying

EAST YORK, ON (TheBadgerCA) – A near perfect evening of theatre was on display Monday night at St. Etienne Elementary as Sister Adani’s First Grade class took the stage to perform the annual nativity for parents and friends alike in the cramped elementary school auditorium. Every stackable chair was filled for this event, starring Taylor…

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Disney to Produce New “’Please Sign This Release’ Elmo’”

November 13, 2012
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BURBANK, CA (TheBadgerCA) – The Disney Corporation announced today that they would be adding to their Muppets toy line with the new “Please Sign This Release” Elmo doll.  The doll, due out at the end of November in time for Christmas, is said to provide the same enjoyment for children that previous Elmo dolls has…

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The Hague Issues Warrant for Gary Glitter

October 29, 2012
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The Hague Issues Warrant for Gary Glitter

  LONDON (TheBadgerCA) – Convicted sex offender and glam rocker Gary Glitter has found himself in deep trouble again. When authorities picked up the “Leader of the Gang” on suspicion of sex offences in relation to Britain’s Jimmy Savile sex abuse probe they were shocked by what they found. A mountain of evidence was discovered…

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Justin Bieber Stage Show Angers Mothers Concerned with Bulimia

October 1, 2012
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Justin Bieber Stage Show Angers Mothers Concerned with Bulimia

GLENDALE, AZ – (TheBadgerCA) – Justin Bieber’s most recent performance in Glandale, Arizona’s Jobing.com Arena elicited the usual screams and support from his fans despite having to fight through two bouts of nausea that forced him to pause the show.  Following his on-stage sickness where Bieber vomited during songs, he returned to his adoring fans,…

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Emmys Draw Record Number of Viewers, Former Nominees Drinking Alone

September 25, 2012
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Emmys Draw Record Number of Viewers, Former Nominees Drinking Alone

HOLLYWOOD (TheBadgerCA) – The stars came out in droves Sunday night as the annual television awards celebrated a year of televised excellence.  Viewers from across the globe watched on in record numbers as shows like Showtime’s “Homeland”, and ABC’s “Modern Family” took home many awards.  It was a record year for the awards in terms…

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Ayatollah Khamenei’s Review of ‘Innocence of Muslims’

September 21, 2012
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Ayatollah Khamenei’s Review of ‘Innocence of Muslims’

  Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei took a break from his fiery brand of apocalyptic politics to share his thoughts on the controversial amateur film, ‘The Innocence of Muslims.’ “I confess, I have not seen the entire film. I fell asleep during the first fifteen minutes but let me assure you, I saw enough…

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Three Italians Killed Over Topless Kate Photos

September 17, 2012
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Three Italians Killed Over Topless Kate Photos

LONDON (@TheBadgerCa) – A mob of angry men wearing Team England jerseys has stormed the Italian embassy in London, setting it on fire and calling for “death to Italians everywhere.” Three Italians staffers were killed while trying to return from their extended lunch break. The blind British rage has been directed at Italians in Britain…

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Clooney Makes Smug TIFF Appearance

September 11, 2012
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Clooney Makes Smug TIFF Appearance

In a move critics are calling “his smuggest yet,” actor, director, producer, and honorary Catholic saint, George Clooney, congratulated his Hollywood friends on the success of this year’s The Toronto International Film Festival, despite his absence. “People love us. What can we say? Let’s applaud Hollywood’s hard work.” The self-ordained United Nations Ambassador to Hollywood…

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“Movie Reviews for Movies I’ve Not Seen” by Ron Chapman – “Premium Rush”

September 4, 2012
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“Movie Reviews for Movies I’ve Not Seen” by Ron Chapman – “Premium Rush”

  So I’m a single dad with two kids and I’ve got no time to see any damn movies.  Bryce, the eldest, discovered what ring worm is like this week.  Trey is still eating dirt. Copious amounts of dirt. I can pretty much tell what his shit is going to look like before I pry…

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