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Starbucks to Recall Muhammad-Themed Coffee Cups for Muslim High Holiday

November 9, 2015
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Starbucks to Recall Muhammad-Themed Coffee Cups for Muslim High Holiday

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (TheBadgerCA) – Following the wrath that Starbucks received today from Christians regarding their red coffee cups, the coffee chain today announced that they would be not going forward with Muhammad-themed cups for Mawlid an-Nabī, the date commemorating the birth of the prophet Muhammad. The cups were to be made available leading up to…

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Extra Daylight Savings Hour Used for 60 More Minutes of Crippling, Sleepless Anxiety

November 2, 2015
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Extra Daylight Savings Hour Used for 60 More Minutes of Crippling, Sleepless Anxiety

TORONTO, ONTARIO (TheBadgerCA) – While many used Sunday morning’s extra hour of daylight savings time to get an extra hour of sleep or continue Halloween revelry at costume parties and bars across the city, local depression sufferer Mike King stared at his ceiling for another hour. Unable to sleep, King used the extra hour in…

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Every Step of Couple’s Halloween Costume Leading to Their Break-Up

October 30, 2015
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Every Step of Couple’s Halloween Costume Leading to Their Break-Up

SCARBOROUGH, ONTARIO (TheBadgerCA) – Little did Taylor Heller and Monica Dooley know that when they sat down to design their Halloween costume together that they would be heading towards a breakup that will occur Sunday morning in a tearful exchange. The common-law couple began on this path to their relationship’s demise when initial discussions occurred…

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Tell-All Book Has Sociologists Upgrading Rob Ford From “Asshole” to “Fucking Asshole”

October 16, 2015
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Tell-All Book Has Sociologists Upgrading Rob Ford From “Asshole” to “Fucking Asshole”

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Upon reading passages from Mark Towhey’s tell-all book documenting his time as chief of staff to Rob Ford when Ford was mayor, leading experts in the sociology world have upgraded Rob Ford’s sociological standing. Daniel Thyckes, chair for the Canadian Sociological Association, was part of the committee responsible for Ford’s upgrade.…

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Local Politician Thought Three Times Prior to Posting Tweet with “Muslim” in It

October 1, 2015
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Local Politician Thought Three Times Prior to Posting Tweet with “Muslim” in It

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Amid a torrent of political candidates stepping down due to online posts in social media, local Conservative candidate David Hartley is pretty sure his tweet is clean enough to make it through his Twitter feed without any issue. Across all of the major political parties, Member of Parliament hopefuls have been…

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Area Man Pretty Sure Facebook Post Starting With “I’m Not a Racist BUT…” Will Get His Point Across

September 17, 2015
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Area Man Pretty Sure Facebook Post Starting With “I’m Not a Racist BUT…” Will Get His Point Across

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Canadian Film Stars Hit TIFF Red Carpet In Hopes of Seeing Real Celebrities

September 15, 2015
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Canadian Film Stars Hit TIFF Red Carpet In Hopes of Seeing Real Celebrities

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – It was a huge day for Sylvie DeLisse, the 34 year-old actor in the Canadian dramatic film “The Year the Moon Cried” as she approached the red carpet outside the Prince of Wales Theatre in Toronto for  the 40th anniversary of the Toronto International Film Festival. For DeLisse, it has been a long,…

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Parents Protesting New Sex-Ed Curriculum Also Against Teaching of Internet in Computer Class

September 9, 2015
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Parents Protesting New Sex-Ed Curriculum Also Against Teaching of Internet in Computer Class

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Parents of children at a local public school protesting Ontario’s new sex-ed curriculum which teaches topics like sexting, Internet pornography and consent. have added a new target for their ire. Not content with a curriculum that teaches how to handle ever-fast growing technology and sexuality, angry parents demanded that the Information…

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Social Media Outraged as Nicole Arbor Described as “Comedian”

September 8, 2015
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Social Media Outraged as Nicole Arbor Described as “Comedian”

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Following the backlash from a controversial video, people around the globe became outraged upon discovering the video’s creator, Nicole Arbour was being called a “comedian”. Arbour, the self-titled “World’s Sexiest Comedian” is no stranger to blatant self-promotion, and stirred up her self-created controversy fury with the “Dear Fat People”. In an…

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Badger Editorial Team Celebrates Third Anniversary by Evading Kidnapper’s Lair After 9 Months

September 2, 2015
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Badger Editorial Team Celebrates Third Anniversary by Evading Kidnapper’s Lair After 9 Months

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – To celebrate their third anniversary of news reporting and editorials, the entire editorial team of The Badger emerged from captivity at the hands of a kidnapper that held them for over nine months. Champagne was uncorked and hors d’oeuvres devoured at the offices of The Badger as they breathed their first…

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