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TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – Members of the Liberty Village location of GoodLife Fitness today noted that until Josh Malcolm showed up for his twice-weekly workout, their gym felt very drab and awful. Upon Josh’s arrival, things at the gym dramatically improved. Malcolm, 27, strode into the main gym from the change room in plaid Bermuda…
COLUMBUS, OH (TheBadgerCA) – Local radio host Danny Bamber, half of the morning radio show “Big Dan and the Skunk” reported today off-air that he is very excited about today’s US election and his ability to bring out material specific to today. Says Bamber, “Yeah, this day only comes once every four years, so it’s…
TORONTO (TheBadgerCA) – Today, a smile crept across the face of Brian Burke, General Manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs. A quick glance at the paper told him that so far this year, the Leafs have not registered a single loss so far. Burke was beside himself with joy. “To be this far into October,…
TORONTO (TheBadgerCA) – Sources close to Rob Ford have indicated that the Toronto mayor appears to have given up trying to do his job in any regard. Previous Toronto mayors have embraced the position with the vitality and privilege that the position requires, but many are surprised by Ford’s fresh take on performing the job…
In a move of extraordinary caution amid a nationwide E. coli outbreak in meat products, Canada’s Agriculture Minister Gerry Ritz has ordered all bottles of Beefeater Gin to be removed from the shelves and stockrooms of all stores, effective immediately. Facing a grilling from opposition and the public, Ritz, a known gin drinker, explained, “It’s…
TORONTO (TheBadgerCA) – After two days grueling questioning from attorney Clayton Ruby that saw Toronto Mayor Rob Ford defending himself in his involvement in a conflict of interest scandal that is rocking the city council, a startling revelation was uncovered.Clayton Ruby, leading the proceedings on behalf of the city grilled the Toronto mayor attempting to…
TORONTO (TheBadgerCA) – In a move that has shocked political analysts in Toronto and abroad, Toronto mayor Rob Ford announced with strong authority his move to counter allegations of using his position as Mayor in a conflict of interest scandal. Sources say they have been astounded by the mayor’s game of political chess that just…
