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Mother of Baby Sprayed with Beer at Blue Jays Game Becomes Icon for Garbage Parents Everywhere

October 15, 2015
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Mother of Baby Sprayed with Beer at Blue Jays Game Becomes Icon for Garbage Parents Everywhere

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Heather Dupree today had no idea that the decision to bring her baby to a hotly contested baseball game would make her an icon for bad parenting decisions around the world. Dupree, a stay-at-home mother, brought her newborn daughter Amber to the game without hearing protection in order to prove her…

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Toronto Maple Leafs Developing New Aerodynamic ‘Throwing Jersey’

January 20, 2015
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Toronto Maple Leafs Developing New Aerodynamic ‘Throwing Jersey’

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Marketing team members at Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment (MLSE) are excited today with news that the Toronto Maple Leafs are coming forward with a new souvenir for Leaf fans. Sylvie Tepps, the Vice President of Merchandising for the Toronto hockey club, announced that the Leafs were coming up with a…

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Old Man Figures Out How Internet Works

May 2, 2013
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Old Man Figures Out How Internet Works

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Local old man Brian Burke has recently discovered how the Internet works when he filed a defamation lawsuit against an internet troll, or whatever the hell they’re called. The internet posters allege that Burke had an affair with sportscaster Hazel Mae, and had a kid with her or some utter bullshit…

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Baseball Experts on Jays: “What The Hell Do We Know?”

April 3, 2013
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Baseball Experts on Jays: “What The Hell Do We Know?”

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Baseball analysts around North America are now throwing their hands in the air following last night’s game that saw the Blue Jays, odds on favourites for this year, fall to the Cleveland Indians in a 4-1 decision at Rogers Centre last night. Dawson Tyler, a writer for Canadian sports channel TSN…

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EXCLUSIVE: Pope Benedict XVI’s Bucket Lists Revealed

February 12, 2013
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EXCLUSIVE: Pope Benedict XVI’s Bucket Lists Revealed

Vatican City – (@TheBadgerCA) The Badger has obtained exclusive copies of two bucket lists belonging outgoing Pope Benedict XVI. The pope’s new butler has been up to the same kind of snooping as his predecessor and snapped off a couple photos, one showing what Joseph Ratzinger hopes to do before finishing his post in the…

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Confused Westboro Baptist Church Members Picket Toronto Raptors for Signing Gay

February 1, 2013
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Confused Westboro Baptist Church Members Picket Toronto Raptors for Signing Gay

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – With the announcement of the Toronto Raptors finalizing the deal that would bring Rudy Gay to the squad, controversy in Toronto abounded with the move.  To acquire Gay, Toronto traded point guard Jose Calderon, power forward Ed Davis, a second round draft pick as well as cash to the Memphis Grizzles…

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James Frey Reacts to Lance Armstrong’s Oprah Interview: ‘This is Bullshit!’

January 18, 2013
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James Frey Reacts to Lance Armstrong’s Oprah Interview: ‘This is Bullshit!’

NEW YORK, NY (TheBadgerCA) – Not everyone is looking to Lance Armstrong’s appearance in an interview with Oprah Winfrey to be one of a time of one man’s confession, contrition, and dealing with personal shame.  James Frey, author of the controversial “A Million Little Pieces” sees it another way. In a statement released today, Frey…

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Anonymous Claim Responsibility for Hacking of Toronto Maple Leafs, Further Acts of ‘Sensibility’ to Follow

January 9, 2013
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Anonymous Claim Responsibility for Hacking of Toronto Maple Leafs, Further Acts of ‘Sensibility’ to Follow

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) –  Internet policing society Anonymous have claimed responsibility of taking control of the entire Toronto Maple Leafs organization and putting in place something that it calls “The Age of Rational Thought”. A video statement from the vigilante online community, using a computer-animated voice, stated monotonically today that the organization “was frustrated with the…

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NHL, NHLPA and Team Canada Successful in ‘Hockey Apathy’ Operation

January 3, 2013
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NHL, NHLPA and Team Canada Successful in ‘Hockey Apathy’ Operation

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – With the crushing defeat of Team Canada against the USA in the World Junior Hockey Championship that saw Canada embarrassed by a 5-1 loss today, a three-way cooperation neared completion between the NHL, NHLPA and Team Canada. The ongoing stalling of the NHL season that sees league commissioner Gary Bettman masterminding…

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News Photos: The Grey Cup Parade

November 28, 2012
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News Photos: The Grey Cup Parade

Grey Cup parades bring out two kinds of people to watch them: true football fans and the unemployed who don’t have jobs to go to and can kill time.  This year, we got a two-for-one.

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