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Local Amateur Stand-Up Comic Can’t Decide Which Picture of Broken Pencil to Use as Avatar

January 8, 2015
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Local Amateur Stand-Up Comic Can’t Decide Which Picture of Broken Pencil to Use as Avatar

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – In the wake of the tragedy in Paris that saw twelve employees at the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo shot to death Monday, many outside of France are also stunned without knowing how to react to the tragic news. Many have taken to the internet, showing their support through the online hashtag…

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Vatican Swag: A Look Inside the Papal Conclave Gift Bag

March 12, 2013
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Vatican Swag: A Look Inside the Papal Conclave Gift Bag

‘Pontiff Idol’ is officially underway in Vatican. The College of Cardinals has begun the process of picking a new leader of the perverse Catholic Church, the biggest cult in the world. Only one cardinal will finish the papal conclave wearing the big pointy hat of honour. But that doesn’t mean the losing clergymen will go…

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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s Next Outreach Project to Focus on Community, Breasts

March 8, 2013
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s Next Outreach Project to Focus on Community, Breasts

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – Following Mayor Rob Ford’s latest outreach project to the electorate which had the mayor showing that he was behind the people, sources close to the Toronto mayor have said the one-on-one sessions have been a complete success.  Anne Tobler, an aide to Ford sounded positive. “The personal sessions of outreach have…

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EXCLUSIVE: Pope Benedict XVI’s Bucket Lists Revealed

February 12, 2013
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EXCLUSIVE: Pope Benedict XVI’s Bucket Lists Revealed

Vatican City – (@TheBadgerCA) The Badger has obtained exclusive copies of two bucket lists belonging outgoing Pope Benedict XVI. The pope’s new butler has been up to the same kind of snooping as his predecessor and snapped off a couple photos, one showing what Joseph Ratzinger hopes to do before finishing his post in the…

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Assad Declared 2012 ‘International Prick of the Year’

January 4, 2013
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Assad Declared 2012 ‘International Prick of the Year’

HELSINKI (@TheBadgerCA) – It came down to two candidates. In the end, Syrian president Bashar Assad narrowly beat NHL commissioner Gary Bettman as the 2012 ‘International Prick of the Year.’ Often called the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize, the ‘International Prick of the Year’ distinction is designated annually to the nastiest male or female public…

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Canada Orders Beefeater Gin Off Shelves Amid E. Coli Scare

October 5, 2012
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Canada Orders Beefeater Gin Off Shelves Amid E. Coli Scare

In a move of extraordinary caution amid a nationwide E. coli outbreak in meat products, Canada’s Agriculture Minister Gerry Ritz has ordered all bottles of Beefeater Gin to be removed from the shelves and stockrooms of all stores, effective immediately. Facing a grilling from opposition and the public, Ritz, a known gin drinker, explained, “It’s…

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