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Trump’s Penis: “Please Don’t Drag Me Into This”

March 4, 2016
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Trump’s Penis: “Please Don’t Drag Me Into This”

DETROIT, MICHIGAN (TheBadgerCA) – Following the GOP debate Thursday, a spokesperson for Donald Trump’s penis has stepped forward, releasing a statement that the penis does not wish to be part of the media circus that is following the Trump campaign and the Republican National Convention as a whole. Linda Disset, representing Trump’s member, read the…

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Conservative Syrian Refugee Not Looking Forward to Meeting “Pair of Liberal Spend-Monkeys”

December 10, 2015
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Conservative Syrian Refugee Not Looking Forward to Meeting “Pair of Liberal Spend-Monkeys”

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Upon hearing the news that both Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne would be present to welcome the first wave of refugees into Canada, Syrian Muhammed Al-Muhar shook his head. “I was afraid that this would happen.” Al-Muhar says as a Syrian refugee, he is delighted that Canada…

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US Congress “Totally Promise to Implement Gun Control After Next Mass Shooting”

December 2, 2015
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US Congress “Totally Promise to Implement Gun Control After Next Mass Shooting”

SAN BERNADINO, CALIFORNIA (TheBadgerCA) – In the wake of the latest mass shooting in the US, 352 this year, the US Congress have decreed that they will move into action. The San Bernardino shooting today that has left at least 14 dead and 14 injured has spurred on Congress moving them into action, stating that…

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France to ISIS: “If You Thought We Were Rude Before This…”

November 16, 2015
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France to ISIS: “If You Thought We Were Rude Before This…”

PARIS, FRANCE (TheBadgerCA) – In a statement released today following the Friday attacks on Paris, French president François Hollande made it clear that any hope of politeness toward the members of ISIS would now be evaporated. Said Hollande in a press conference convened early this morning, “The people of France will not tolerate the actions…

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Starbucks to Recall Muhammad-Themed Coffee Cups for Muslim High Holiday

November 9, 2015
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Starbucks to Recall Muhammad-Themed Coffee Cups for Muslim High Holiday

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (TheBadgerCA) – Following the wrath that Starbucks received today from Christians regarding their red coffee cups, the coffee chain today announced that they would be not going forward with Muhammad-themed cups for Mawlid an-Nabī, the date commemorating the birth of the prophet Muhammad. The cups were to be made available leading up to…

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Quentin Tarantino Apologizes for Anti-Cop Comments to Jew Media

November 5, 2015
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Quentin Tarantino Apologizes for Anti-Cop Comments to Jew Media

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA (TheBadgerCA) – In statement released today, Quentin Tarantino apologized to his anti-police comments that embroiled him this week in a boycott of his films by police unions nationwide. Said Tarantino, “I did not intend to have everyone think that I am anti-police. I’m not. If you don’t think there’s a problem in…

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South Carolina Officer Fired for Arresting Student, Hired by Alabama Police Force

October 28, 2015
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South Carolina Officer Fired for Arresting Student, Hired by Alabama Police Force

HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA (TheBadgerCA) – Disgraced Richland County Senior Deputy Ben Fields was fired this morning following the release of a video showing him flipping a teen-aged student backwards out of her desk, tossing her onto the floor and arresting her in front of her classroom. Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott stated that the officer, having…

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WHO Warn of 250% Increase in Vegetarian and Vegan Smugness

October 26, 2015
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WHO Warn of 250% Increase in Vegetarian and Vegan Smugness

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND (TheBadgerCA) – Close on the heels of the World Health Organization’s announcement that both red and processed meats have been linked to cancer, they also today warned that there will be an over 250% increase in sanctimony and smugness expected from the vegetarian and vegan communities with almost immediate effect. Elainne deGraff, chief…

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Poll Reveals 87% of US Senators Tired of Pretending to Care About Gun Control

October 2, 2015
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Poll Reveals 87% of US Senators Tired of Pretending to Care About Gun Control

WASHINGTON, DC (TheBadgerCA) – Following the latest mass shooting in the US, this time in an Oregon school leaving 10 dead, a poll  concludes that 87% of US senators are now tired and exhausted from pretending to care about gun control. With 294 mass shootings in the US this year, more than one per day,…

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Republican Candidates Looking for New God Following Pope Francis’s “Stream of Hippie Bullshit”

September 24, 2015
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Republican Candidates Looking for New God Following Pope Francis’s “Stream of Hippie Bullshit”

WASHINGTON BUREAU (TheBadgerCA) – Republican candidates are rethinking their relationship with God as Pope Francis, representative of  the Christian Almighty on Earth, spoke to the US Congress Thursday morning. In his address Pope Francis called for the abolition of the death penalty, deal with climate change proactively and open borders to assist refugees. Upon hearing…

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