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LONDON, ENGLAND (TheBadgerCA) – Continued embarrassment was the order of the day in British Prime Minister David Cameron’s camp today as 14 dead pigs have come forward with allegations of sexual misconduct at the hands of Mr. Cameron. This comes on the heels of a controversial book co-written by Michael Ashcroft, a former friend of…
IRVING, TEXAS (TheBadgerCA) – Tucker Preston, 13, was placed into custody today following concerns that he had brought in a live volcano set to erupt at the Irving Independent School District Science Fair. Upon witnessing Preston’s unveiling of the papier mâché volcano, science teacher and judge at the science fair Carl Doyle immediately called the principal’s…
ASHLAND, KENTUCKY (TheBadgerCA) – Kim Davis, the Rowan County clerk who refused to issue marriage licenses to gay coupled due to her religious beliefs is set this evening to be locked in matrimony in a gay union. Davis, who was placed in the Carter County jail Thursday for contempt of court will be wed in a…
OTTAWA, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) - Immigration minister Chris Alexander has lashed out at the media today, blaming them for his complete inability to do his job properly and behave in a humane manner. In a statement released this morning, Alexander criticized all media outlets for not focusing on the crisis in Syria and instead focusing on his…
TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – To celebrate their third anniversary of news reporting and editorials, the entire editorial team of The Badger emerged from captivity at the hands of a kidnapper that held them for over nine months. Champagne was uncorked and hors d’oeuvres devoured at the offices of The Badger as they breathed their first…
Oct 14, 2014 – TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – With the world in a state of panic, local hipster Brendan Pallson, 28, has become the first known contractor of the Ebola virus in Toronto. What is worse is that Pallson has stated that he contracted the virus at least 12 months ago and is a survivor.…
NEW YORK, NY (TheBadgerCA) – The United Nations is condemning Canada for what it calls “a devastating attack on its own people” with casualties numbering in the hundreds following what some are calling “biological warfare” in contravention of the Geneva Convention which bans the use of chemical and biological weapons. Deputy Secretary-General Jan Eliasson was…
RICHMOND, VA (TheBadgerCA) – With the Supreme Court’s ruling today that the controversial Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) act was in fact unconstitutional, response to the decision has been typically mixed. Whereas many in the gay community have celebrated the response to gay unions, others mainly in conservative circles, have reacted in what many are…
BUFFALO, NY (TheBadgerCA) – Following a recent report that the NSA has been tracing and tracking emails and other previously perceived private electronic property like text messages, picture downloads, video transfers and the like, it is suspected that there is a list of people who may be questioned regarding some of the content. Representatives for…
NEW YORK, NY (TheBadgerCA) – Sources close to pundit Ann Coulter stated today that the political commentator flew into a fury today when it was announced that the two men suspected to be the organizers and instigators of the bombing at the Boston marathon earlier this week were in fact Caucasian. Tamerlan Tsarnaev, 26 was…
