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WEST ALLIS, WISCONSIN (TheBadgerCA) – A cloud of confusion has formed over the presidential hopeful as the Republican party still awaits a statement from their leader as to who is to blame for the arrival of Hurricane Sandy. “We need to know,” said Ellen St. Louis, a Republican rally attendee. “It’s been five days now,…
While November 1st marks the beginning of ‘Movember,’ an embarrassing month-long effort by some men to raise awareness for prostate cancer by growing mustaches, police are reminding the public about the dangers associated with this creepy facial hair. “As soon as men start growing so-called “Movember” mustaches, we see a sharp increase in violent crimes,…
PROVIDENCE, RI (TheBadgerCA) – Workers in the Palmerston Street branch of US Bank have been placed on high alert since the warning that the eastern coast of the United States would be battered by Hurricane Sandy. Tensions already running high as many thought of their own safety and that of their families, it was not…
LONDON (TheBadgerCA) – Convicted sex offender and glam rocker Gary Glitter has found himself in deep trouble again. When authorities picked up the “Leader of the Gang” on suspicion of sex offences in relation to Britain’s Jimmy Savile sex abuse probe they were shocked by what they found. A mountain of evidence was discovered…
SEATTLE, WA (TheBadgerCA) – Following Donald Trump’s $5M challenge, Microsoft’s co-founder Bill Gates has countered with another offer. Today, Donald Trump offered $5M to a charity of President Obama’s choice as long as Obama brought forward his passport and college records. Today, a counter offer was offered by Bill Gates, offering real estate magnate Trump…
ANN ARBOR, MI (TheBadgerCA) – Steve Canner is not a happy man following last night’s final presidential debate. Coming into last night’s debate, Canner was undecided as to which of the two presidential hopeful he would vote for. That indecision ended once President Obama rebuked a comment from Romney about Romney’s proposed injection of funding…
HEMPSTEAD, NEW YORK (TheBadgerCA) – After last night’s debate, Republican hopeful Mitt Romney leapt ahead in the ineligible Teenage Boy demographic with his “Binder of Women” vote. A poll of young and soon-to-be voters revealed that though teenage girls and those just turning the legal voting age of 18 lean towards incumbent president Barack Obama,…
WASHINGTON, DC (TheBadgerCA) – With points scored by his Vice President Joe Biden against candidate Paul Ryan, President Barack Obama has said he has learned from his first debate against Republican leader Mitt Romney some valuable lessons. The most glaring lesson the president has taken is to save the celebration drinks until the debate has…
PURCHASE, NY (TheBadgerCA) – The day following the historic space jump by Felix Baumgartner where he jumped 127,000 feet from the edge of space is a day of rueing for the promotions team at Mountain Dew. The jump by Baumgartner was sponsored by Red Bull Stratos and this has the Mountain Dew marketing team, proponents…
In a move of extraordinary caution amid a nationwide E. coli outbreak in meat products, Canada’s Agriculture Minister Gerry Ritz has ordered all bottles of Beefeater Gin to be removed from the shelves and stockrooms of all stores, effective immediately. Facing a grilling from opposition and the public, Ritz, a known gin drinker, explained, “It’s…
