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President Awakes to Find Intruder Left Brown Paste in His Hotel Bed

October 4, 2012
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President Awakes to Find Intruder Left Brown Paste in His Hotel Bed

DENVER, CO (TheBadgerCA) – What was supposed to be a night of celebration and validation for the President turned to be a two-fold disaster.  Initially, Obama thought the worst was over, as it is perceived that he lost the debate soundly to hopeful Mitt Romney.  However, what the evening held in store for the two-term…

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Romney’s Mormon Roots Wins Debate, Uses “Secret Box of ‘Things’” Strategy

October 4, 2012
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Romney’s Mormon Roots Wins Debate, Uses “Secret Box of ‘Things’” Strategy

DENVER, CO (TheBadgerCA) – As the lights went out on the stage at the University of Denver, the Republican team fronted by Mitt Romney could not be happier with the result.  As the presidential hopeful left the building, he could not help but appear buoyed by the fact that the night’s debate fell in his…

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Aides Concerned that Romney Says He “Is Ready for Debate” and “Concentrating on ‘Zingers’”

October 2, 2012
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Aides Concerned that Romney Says He “Is Ready for Debate” and “Concentrating on ‘Zingers’”

DENVER, CO (TheBadgerCA) – As the first Presidential debate approaches Wednesday evening, Mitt Romney pores over his own hand-written notes as readies for his appearance against incumbent President Barack Obama.  Romney smiles as he reads his notes, brimming with confidence, and states “Oh, I’m ready for this.  It’s on.”  And this is concerning to Team…

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Ayatollah Khamenei’s Review of ‘Innocence of Muslims’

September 21, 2012
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Ayatollah Khamenei’s Review of ‘Innocence of Muslims’

  Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei took a break from his fiery brand of apocalyptic politics to share his thoughts on the controversial amateur film, ‘The Innocence of Muslims.’ “I confess, I have not seen the entire film. I fell asleep during the first fifteen minutes but let me assure you, I saw enough…

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Three Italians Killed Over Topless Kate Photos

September 17, 2012
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Three Italians Killed Over Topless Kate Photos

LONDON (@TheBadgerCa) – A mob of angry men wearing Team England jerseys has stormed the Italian embassy in London, setting it on fire and calling for “death to Italians everywhere.” Three Italians staffers were killed while trying to return from their extended lunch break. The blind British rage has been directed at Italians in Britain…

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Arizona State Legislature Fully Admit Laws Were Made in Drunken Game of “Madlibs”

September 4, 2012
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Arizona State Legislature Fully Admit Laws Were Made in Drunken Game of “Madlibs”

PHOENIX (TheBadgerCA) – In a statement issued from the Arizona State Legislature today, the state fully admitted that recent laws enacted and all that are pending a final vote were created in a drunken game of Madlibs. Madlibs, the popular party game, allows the players to create sentences by inserting random words into pre-made sentences.…

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UK Calls “Olly Olly Oxen Free” on Assange

September 2, 2012
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UK Calls “Olly Olly Oxen Free” on Assange

George Lucas: WikiLeaks founder is a Han Solo for the 21st century LONDON (TheBadgerCA) – In a desperate attempt to put an end to a two-month-long game of diplomatic hide-and-seek with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, the British government has called “olly olly oxen free,” hoping to lure out the pale defender of freedom of speech.…

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