Ayatollah Khamenei’s Review of ‘Innocence of Muslims’

September 21, 2012
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Ayatollah Khamenei’s Review of ‘Innocence of Muslims’

  Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei took a break from his fiery brand of apocalyptic politics to share his thoughts on the controversial amateur film, ‘The Innocence of Muslims.’ “I confess, I have not seen the entire film. I fell asleep during the first fifteen minutes but let me assure you, I saw enough…

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Three Italians Killed Over Topless Kate Photos

September 17, 2012
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Three Italians Killed Over Topless Kate Photos

LONDON (@TheBadgerCa) – A mob of angry men wearing Team England jerseys has stormed the Italian embassy in London, setting it on fire and calling for “death to Italians everywhere.” Three Italians staffers were killed while trying to return from their extended lunch break. The blind British rage has been directed at Italians in Britain…

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Clooney Makes Smug TIFF Appearance

September 11, 2012
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Clooney Makes Smug TIFF Appearance

In a move critics are calling “his smuggest yet,” actor, director, producer, and honorary Catholic saint, George Clooney, congratulated his Hollywood friends on the success of this year’s The Toronto International Film Festival, despite his absence. “People love us. What can we say? Let’s applaud Hollywood’s hard work.” The self-ordained United Nations Ambassador to Hollywood…

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Testimony Reveals Rob Ford Didn’t Realize He Was Mayor

September 10, 2012
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Testimony Reveals Rob Ford Didn’t Realize He Was Mayor

TORONTO (TheBadgerCA) – After two days grueling questioning from attorney Clayton Ruby that saw Toronto Mayor Rob Ford defending himself in his involvement in a conflict of interest scandal that is rocking the city council, a startling revelation was uncovered.Clayton Ruby, leading the proceedings on behalf of the city grilled the Toronto mayor attempting to…

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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Fights for his Position with a Mighty Shoulder Shrug

September 4, 2012
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Fights for his Position with a Mighty Shoulder Shrug

TORONTO (TheBadgerCA) – In a move that has shocked political analysts in Toronto and abroad, Toronto mayor Rob Ford announced with strong authority his move to counter allegations of using his position as Mayor in a conflict of interest scandal.  Sources say they have been astounded by the mayor’s game of political chess that just…

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Arizona State Legislature Fully Admit Laws Were Made in Drunken Game of “Madlibs”

September 4, 2012
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Arizona State Legislature Fully Admit Laws Were Made in Drunken Game of “Madlibs”

PHOENIX (TheBadgerCA) – In a statement issued from the Arizona State Legislature today, the state fully admitted that recent laws enacted and all that are pending a final vote were created in a drunken game of Madlibs. Madlibs, the popular party game, allows the players to create sentences by inserting random words into pre-made sentences.…

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