Poll Reveals 87% of US Senators Tired of Pretending to Care About Gun Control

October 2, 2015
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Poll Reveals 87% of US Senators Tired of Pretending to Care About Gun Control

WASHINGTON, DC (TheBadgerCA) – Following the latest mass shooting in the US, this time in an Oregon school leaving 10 dead, a poll  concludes that 87% of US senators are now tired and exhausted from pretending to care about gun control. With 294 mass shootings in the US this year, more than one per day,…

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Local Politician Thought Three Times Prior to Posting Tweet with “Muslim” in It

October 1, 2015
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Local Politician Thought Three Times Prior to Posting Tweet with “Muslim” in It

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Amid a torrent of political candidates stepping down due to online posts in social media, local Conservative candidate David Hartley is pretty sure his tweet is clean enough to make it through his Twitter feed without any issue. Across all of the major political parties, Member of Parliament hopefuls have been…

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Area Anglophone Happy French Debate Had Nothing To Do With Him

September 25, 2015
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Area Anglophone Happy French Debate Had Nothing To Do With Him

SCARBOROUGH, ONTARIO (TheBadgerCA) – In the wake of last night’s French-language leader’s debate, Danny Illins, 34, was relieved to know that he did not have to follow a single word of it, since it was in French. Illins, a produce manager for a local grocery chain, was prepared to devote time in his busy schedule…

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Republican Candidates Looking for New God Following Pope Francis’s “Stream of Hippie Bullshit”

September 24, 2015
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Republican Candidates Looking for New God Following Pope Francis’s “Stream of Hippie Bullshit”

WASHINGTON BUREAU (TheBadgerCA) – Republican candidates are rethinking their relationship with God as Pope Francis, representative of  the Christian Almighty on Earth, spoke to the US Congress Thursday morning. In his address Pope Francis called for the abolition of the death penalty, deal with climate change proactively and open borders to assist refugees. Upon hearing…

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14 Dead Pigs Come Forward With Allegations Against David Cameron

September 21, 2015
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14 Dead Pigs Come Forward With Allegations Against David Cameron

LONDON, ENGLAND (TheBadgerCA) – Continued embarrassment was the order of the day in British Prime Minister David Cameron’s camp today as 14 dead pigs have come forward with allegations of sexual misconduct at the hands of Mr. Cameron. This comes on the heels of a controversial book co-written by Michael Ashcroft, a former friend of…

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Area Man Pretty Sure Facebook Post Starting With “I’m Not a Racist BUT…” Will Get His Point Across

September 17, 2015
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Area Man Pretty Sure Facebook Post Starting With “I’m Not a Racist BUT…” Will Get His Point Across

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