Posts Tagged ‘ Canada ’

Conservative Syrian Refugee Not Looking Forward to Meeting “Pair of Liberal Spend-Monkeys”

December 10, 2015
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Conservative Syrian Refugee Not Looking Forward to Meeting “Pair of Liberal Spend-Monkeys”

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Upon hearing the news that both Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne would be present to welcome the first wave of refugees into Canada, Syrian Muhammed Al-Muhar shook his head. “I was afraid that this would happen.” Al-Muhar says as a Syrian refugee, he is delighted that Canada…

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Trudeau Cabinet Sworn In Without Mention of God, Canada Soon to Drown in “Avalanche of Homosexuals”

November 4, 2015
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Trudeau Cabinet Sworn In Without Mention of God, Canada Soon to Drown in “Avalanche of Homosexuals”

OTTAWA, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – As members of Justin Trudeau’s cabinet were sworn in, Canada turned a corner with new leadership and a new ideology. However, many political analysts also worry that Canada will now turn into a “modern-day Gomorrah” and is open to attacks from “an angry, vengeful God”. Duncan Beech, a professor of political…

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Chris Alexander Blames Media for Reporting on His Failure as a Human Being

September 3, 2015
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Chris Alexander Blames Media for Reporting on His Failure as a Human Being

OTTAWA, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) - Immigration minister Chris Alexander has lashed out at the media today, blaming them for his complete inability to do his job properly and behave in a humane manner. In a statement released this morning, Alexander criticized all media outlets for not focusing on the crisis in Syria and instead focusing on his…

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Alison Better Not Bring That Asshole Derek to the Cottage Again

June 28, 2013
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Alison Better Not Bring That Asshole Derek to the Cottage Again

ROSE LAKE, ON (TheBadgerCA) – Heading to a cottage on any weekend, let alone a long weekend, can be filled with tension. But sadly for a collection of cottagers in the Muskoka District, this Canada Day weekend brings with it the possibility of more tension other than those found on the highways. Mark Brewer, a…

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StatsCan Finds Now is a Horrible Time to be a Fat, Rich, White Male Politician

May 28, 2013
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StatsCan Finds Now is a Horrible Time to be a Fat, Rich, White Male Politician

OTTAWA, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Statistics Canada released figures today that in today’s current political environment, specifically May of 2013, is the worst time to be a “fat, rich, white male politician”. Martin Coulier, Director of Statistical Analysis for the Ministry, stated that based on some key elements of data, at no other time in Canada’s…

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