GENEVA, SWITZERLAND (TheBadgerCA) – Close on the heels of the World Health Organization’s announcement that both red and processed meats have been linked to cancer, they also today warned that there will be an over 250% increase in sanctimony and smugness expected from the vegetarian and vegan communities with almost immediate effect. Elainne deGraff, chief…
Sept 17, 2014 – TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – In a tearful statement today, the fatal disease Cancer revealed that it has, in fact, contracted Stage 3 ‘Rob Ford’. Cancer, who has had a myriad health issues for years, due to it being Cancer, had come to the conclusion that it had contracted Rob Ford after…
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN (TheBadgerCA) – After a 14 year wait, Gene Siskel is anticipating the arrival of his former workmate Roger Ebert so that he can take him to task on his panning of “Stepmom”, describing it as a mistake as epic as Ebert’s review of the Vietnam war epic “Full Metal Jacket”. Sitting beside…
