Posts Tagged ‘ Gary Bettman ’

Toronto Maple Leafs Developing New Aerodynamic ‘Throwing Jersey’

January 20, 2015
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Toronto Maple Leafs Developing New Aerodynamic ‘Throwing Jersey’

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Marketing team members at Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment (MLSE) are excited today with news that the Toronto Maple Leafs are coming forward with a new souvenir for Leaf fans. Sylvie Tepps, the Vice President of Merchandising for the Toronto hockey club, announced that the Leafs were coming up with a…

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Anonymous Claim Responsibility for Hacking of Toronto Maple Leafs, Further Acts of ‘Sensibility’ to Follow

January 9, 2013
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Anonymous Claim Responsibility for Hacking of Toronto Maple Leafs, Further Acts of ‘Sensibility’ to Follow

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) –  Internet policing society Anonymous have claimed responsibility of taking control of the entire Toronto Maple Leafs organization and putting in place something that it calls “The Age of Rational Thought”. A video statement from the vigilante online community, using a computer-animated voice, stated monotonically today that the organization “was frustrated with the…

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Assad Declared 2012 ‘International Prick of the Year’

January 4, 2013
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Assad Declared 2012 ‘International Prick of the Year’

HELSINKI (@TheBadgerCA) – It came down to two candidates. In the end, Syrian president Bashar Assad narrowly beat NHL commissioner Gary Bettman as the 2012 ‘International Prick of the Year.’ Often called the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize, the ‘International Prick of the Year’ distinction is designated annually to the nastiest male or female public…

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NHL, NHLPA and Team Canada Successful in ‘Hockey Apathy’ Operation

January 3, 2013
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NHL, NHLPA and Team Canada Successful in ‘Hockey Apathy’ Operation

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – With the crushing defeat of Team Canada against the USA in the World Junior Hockey Championship that saw Canada embarrassed by a 5-1 loss today, a three-way cooperation neared completion between the NHL, NHLPA and Team Canada. The ongoing stalling of the NHL season that sees league commissioner Gary Bettman masterminding…

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