Posts Tagged ‘ God ’

Trudeau Cabinet Sworn In Without Mention of God, Canada Soon to Drown in “Avalanche of Homosexuals”

November 4, 2015
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Trudeau Cabinet Sworn In Without Mention of God, Canada Soon to Drown in “Avalanche of Homosexuals”

OTTAWA, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – As members of Justin Trudeau’s cabinet were sworn in, Canada turned a corner with new leadership and a new ideology. However, many political analysts also worry that Canada will now turn into a “modern-day Gomorrah” and is open to attacks from “an angry, vengeful God”. Duncan Beech, a professor of political…

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Republican Candidates Looking for New God Following Pope Francis’s “Stream of Hippie Bullshit”

September 24, 2015
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Republican Candidates Looking for New God Following Pope Francis’s “Stream of Hippie Bullshit”

WASHINGTON BUREAU (TheBadgerCA) – Republican candidates are rethinking their relationship with God as Pope Francis, representative of  the Christian Almighty on Earth, spoke to the US Congress Thursday morning. In his address Pope Francis called for the abolition of the death penalty, deal with climate change proactively and open borders to assist refugees. Upon hearing…

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Local Atheist-Vegan Can’t Decide How to Monopolize Conversation

June 7, 2013
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Local Atheist-Vegan Can’t Decide How to Monopolize Conversation

TORONTO, ON (TheBadgerCA) – Following a hectic week at work, it is not uncommon for many to partake in an early-evening Friday drink with co-workers to commiserate and discuss the week that was over a cold beverage. Employees of a local 3D animation software company did just that this past Friday at nearby watering hole…

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DAY 1: ‘Pontiff Idol’ Preliminaries

March 4, 2013
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DAY 1: ‘Pontiff Idol’ Preliminaries

VATICAN CITY (@TheBadger) – Over 100 Catholic cardinals are meeting in the Vatican to decide when the College of Cardinals will select a successor to Pope Benedict XVI, who stepped down as head of the hypocritical institution last week. On the first day of the pre-conclave session, the red-capped male virgins were unable to choose…

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