Posts Tagged ‘ NRA ’

US Congress “Totally Promise to Implement Gun Control After Next Mass Shooting”

December 2, 2015
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US Congress “Totally Promise to Implement Gun Control After Next Mass Shooting”

SAN BERNADINO, CALIFORNIA (TheBadgerCA) – In the wake of the latest mass shooting in the US, 352 this year, the US Congress have decreed that they will move into action. The San Bernardino shooting today that has left at least 14 dead and 14 injured has spurred on Congress moving them into action, stating that…

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Poll Reveals 87% of US Senators Tired of Pretending to Care About Gun Control

October 2, 2015
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Poll Reveals 87% of US Senators Tired of Pretending to Care About Gun Control

WASHINGTON, DC (TheBadgerCA) – Following the latest mass shooting in the US, this time in an Oregon school leaving 10 dead, a poll  concludes that 87% of US senators are now tired and exhausted from pretending to care about gun control. With 294 mass shootings in the US this year, more than one per day,…

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Police Scour Gun Show Where Three Shot, Find No Irony

January 21, 2013
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Police Scour Gun Show Where Three Shot, Find No Irony

WILMINGTON, NC (TheBadgerCA) – Police officers called to a shooting at a North Carolina gun show were disappointed to discover a clear lack of irony when they approached.  Gun show organizer Carl Dupree met police at the entrance and took them to the see where Lloyd Simcoe had accidentally shot three fellow attendees in the…

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Summoned Ghost of Charlton Heston Warns NRA to ‘Get Ready to Eat a Plate of Shit Tomorrow’

December 20, 2012
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Summoned Ghost of Charlton Heston Warns NRA to ‘Get Ready to Eat a Plate of Shit Tomorrow’

WASHINGTON, DC (TheBadgerCA) – As the world waits for the first formal statement from the National Rifle Association since the massacre in Newtown, CT that claimed the lives of 26 people, 20 of whom were children, NRA spokesmen have turned to the occult in hopes of conveying both sympathy and strength in purpose regarding gun…

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Police Issue ‘Movember’ Warning

November 1, 2012
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Police Issue ‘Movember’ Warning

While November 1st marks the beginning of ‘Movember,’ an embarrassing month-long effort by some men to raise awareness for prostate cancer by growing mustaches, police are reminding the public about the dangers associated with this creepy facial hair. “As soon as men start growing so-called “Movember” mustaches, we see a sharp increase in violent crimes,…

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