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Catholics Worldwide Utter ‘Who The Hell Is That?’ for the Second Time in Eight Years

March 13, 2013
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Catholics Worldwide Utter ‘Who The Hell Is That?’ for the Second Time in Eight Years

VATICAN CITY (TheBadgerCA) – For the second time since 2005 when it all happened before, Roman Catholics crowded St. Peter’s Square and huddled around TVs as the white smoke billowed from the Vatican indicating the collection of Cardinals in the Conclave had finally settled on a new Pope. As Argentinean Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio stepped…

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Steadfast Jehovah’s Witnesses Aren’t Announcing a New Stinking Anything

March 12, 2013
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Steadfast Jehovah’s Witnesses Aren’t Announcing a New Stinking Anything

BROOKLYN, NY (TheBadgerCA) – With the quest for a new leader of the Catholic Church in full swing and all eyes on The Vatican as a new Pope is being selected, other mainstream religions are feeling the neglect of attention and appear to be ignored. David Splane, member of the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses…

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Vatican Swag: A Look Inside the Papal Conclave Gift Bag

March 12, 2013
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Vatican Swag: A Look Inside the Papal Conclave Gift Bag

‘Pontiff Idol’ is officially underway in Vatican. The College of Cardinals has begun the process of picking a new leader of the perverse Catholic Church, the biggest cult in the world. Only one cardinal will finish the papal conclave wearing the big pointy hat of honour. But that doesn’t mean the losing clergymen will go…

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DAY 1: ‘Pontiff Idol’ Preliminaries

March 4, 2013
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DAY 1: ‘Pontiff Idol’ Preliminaries

VATICAN CITY (@TheBadger) – Over 100 Catholic cardinals are meeting in the Vatican to decide when the College of Cardinals will select a successor to Pope Benedict XVI, who stepped down as head of the hypocritical institution last week. On the first day of the pre-conclave session, the red-capped male virgins were unable to choose…

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EXCLUSIVE: Pope Benedict XVI’s Bucket Lists Revealed

February 12, 2013
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EXCLUSIVE: Pope Benedict XVI’s Bucket Lists Revealed

Vatican City – (@TheBadgerCA) The Badger has obtained exclusive copies of two bucket lists belonging outgoing Pope Benedict XVI. The pope’s new butler has been up to the same kind of snooping as his predecessor and snapped off a couple photos, one showing what Joseph Ratzinger hopes to do before finishing his post in the…

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