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StatsCan Finds Now is a Horrible Time to be a Fat, Rich, White Male Politician

May 28, 2013
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StatsCan Finds Now is a Horrible Time to be a Fat, Rich, White Male Politician

OTTAWA, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Statistics Canada released figures today that in today’s current political environment, specifically May of 2013, is the worst time to be a “fat, rich, white male politician”. Martin Coulier, Director of Statistical Analysis for the Ministry, stated that based on some key elements of data, at no other time in Canada’s…

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Obama in Address to Nation, ‘I Cannot Catch a Fucking Break This Week’

April 19, 2013
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Obama in Address to Nation, ‘I Cannot Catch a Fucking Break This Week’

WASHINGTON, DC (TheBadgerCA) – A bombing at the Boston marathon has culminated in a city-wide lockdown as police attempt to capture suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. If that were not bad enough, the Senate shut down any chance of having increased screening for gun purchases in the United States. All of these things came together for what…

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Arizona State Legislature Fully Admit Laws Were Made in Drunken Game of “Madlibs”

September 4, 2012
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Arizona State Legislature Fully Admit Laws Were Made in Drunken Game of “Madlibs”

PHOENIX (TheBadgerCA) – In a statement issued from the Arizona State Legislature today, the state fully admitted that recent laws enacted and all that are pending a final vote were created in a drunken game of Madlibs. Madlibs, the popular party game, allows the players to create sentences by inserting random words into pre-made sentences.…

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