Posts Tagged ‘ Stephen Harper ’

Justin Trudeau Wakes Up Today as New Prime Minister, Dreamed of Ten New Things to Tax

October 20, 2015
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Justin Trudeau Wakes Up Today as New Prime Minister, Dreamed of Ten New Things to Tax

MONTREAL, QUEBEC (TheBadgerCA) – Today ushered in a new era in Canadian politics as Justin Trudeau’s Liberal party swept aside Stephen Harper’s Conservative party, taking seats from normally strong Conservative and NDP strongholds. Following his acceptance speech as the leader of Canada last night, Trudeau and his family were rewarded with a well-deserved sleep, his…

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Harper Selects Middle-Class Family to Sacrifice to Lucifer in Advance of Election Night

October 19, 2015
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Harper Selects Middle-Class Family to Sacrifice to Lucifer in Advance of Election Night

ABBOTSFORD, BRITISH COLUMBIA (TheBadgerCA) – The Emersons were delighted to discover today that they had been selected above thousands of middle-class families to be sacrificed by Stephen Harper to the Underworld Lord Satan in advance of Canada’s 42nd federal election. Brett Emerson, a 43-year old project manager and father of six, could barely contain his…

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Conservative Party Drafting Official List of Excuses for Why Harper Can’t Attend Ford Function

October 14, 2015
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Conservative Party Drafting Official List of Excuses for Why Harper Can’t Attend Ford Function

TORONTO, CANADA (TheBadgerCA) – Julien Code, campaign intern for the Harper campaign, dropped everything he had on his plate today when Harper’s campaign top brass demanded a list of excuses that Harper could use to get out of the rally that Rob and Doug Ford are planning Saturday. Following the inclusion of the Ford brothers…

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Area Anglophone Happy French Debate Had Nothing To Do With Him

September 25, 2015
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Area Anglophone Happy French Debate Had Nothing To Do With Him

SCARBOROUGH, ONTARIO (TheBadgerCA) – In the wake of last night’s French-language leader’s debate, Danny Illins, 34, was relieved to know that he did not have to follow a single word of it, since it was in French. Illins, a produce manager for a local grocery chain, was prepared to devote time in his busy schedule…

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“Canadians Should Not Fear CSIS” says Harper to Canadians Bundled Into the Trunks of Cars

September 11, 2015
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“Canadians Should Not Fear CSIS” says Harper to Canadians Bundled Into the Trunks of Cars

VICTORIAVILLE, QUE (TheBadgerCA) – While campaigning in Quebec today, Prime Minister Stephen Harper had some comforting words for Canadians today. On the back of his pledge to fund $10 million to research terrorism and the creation of radicalization both domestically and abroad, Harper comforted Canadians concerned about CSIS having their authority expanded without any consequence…

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Latest Conservative Attack Ad Labels Justin Trudeau as ‘Heartless Conservative’

April 22, 2013
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Latest Conservative Attack Ad Labels Justin Trudeau as ‘Heartless Conservative’

OTTAWA, ON (TheBadgerCA) – Canada’s Conservative Party have regrouped and come out swinging in a new series of attack ads against the newly appointed leader of the Liberal party, Justin Trudeau. With the negative response to the original attack ads that lambasted Trudeau for removing his shirt at a fundraiser for the Canadian Liver Foundation,…

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